- + / –29.9%THC
- + / –1%CBD
- + / –0.2%CBN
- + / –0.06%THCV
- + / –1.6%CBG
Fatkid’s Cake is making quite an impact, both on consumers and on seasoned growers giving this Kid a try. Fatkid’s Cake cannabis seeds pack genetics that’ll make your mouth water in anticipation. Think Girl Scout Cookies and add Cherry Pie… Able to reach near 30% THC levels, this sure ain’t no piece of cake. In fact, this is the only cake that will get YOU baked instead of the other way around!
Fatkid’s Cake Homegrown Cannabis Seeds
Fatkid’s Cake feminized cannabis seeds carry lots of Cali genetics inside, representing the Amsterdam Genetics Homegrown philosophy in full effect. We get the best from all over the world to Amsterdam and cross it into our own unique Homegrown strains. Girl Scout Cookies, a.k.a. GSC, has attained legendary fame stateside by her far-from-childish THC content and wonderful flavour. Cherry Pie brings even more indica star status to the mix, accompanied by medical benefits to charge headlong into low moods, depression and anxiety issues. The Homegrown range just got a whole lot fatter – welcome aboard Fatkid’s Cake!
If you’re looking for a relaxing high that’s built to last, then look no further. Fatkid’s Cake can bring THC levels hovering around 29%. Her indica dominance will see to a thorough treatment of your heavy limbs and a cannabinoid massage for your tired body. Don’t forget her respectable sativa heritage, though, because your mind will not be left behind. Fatkid’s Cake does not kill creativity, and in fact sparks novel ideas that only stretch your smile wider. Couchlock is unlikely to set in, though a touch of the munchies should not come as a surprise. So get comfy, let the fat times roll, and prepare for a serious strain that flushes the tension right out of your system.
Fatkid’s Cake is already becoming renowned for its potential against depression and general low moods. Cheerful and uplifting, the medical possibilities appear to focus on the mind, where the pleasant chill only adds to the overall sense of life satisfaction this kid brings to the room. These are some great genetics for anti-stress effects. A real mood lifter, then; and one to go easy on, because her soaring THC rates may induce paranoia in the less experienced consumer.
Flavour & Aroma
Even pastry with a punch should taste sweet, and Fatkid’s Cake definitely ticks that box. A scent carrying suggestions of vanilla and smooth spices betrays her cookies & pie parentage straight away. This cake shop bouquet is undercut by a classic touch of earthy kush flavour, adding up to a rich and intriguing aroma that you’ll learn to appreciate soon.
Growing Fatkid’s Cake Cannabis Seeds
Fatkid’s Cake is available as feminized seeds for ultimate grower accuracy. Indica genetics dominate the strain’s grow cycle. Flowering time is pleasantly brief at 8 to 9 weeks, but once she’s done, you’ll be grinning at dense, oval-shaped, sparkly buds hugged by a tight curl of leaves. That leafy cover is probably for your own good, though, as these colas are so full of resin that everyone will notice you’ve treated yourself to another slice of the cake.
Fatkid’s Cake cannabis seeds are fairly forgiving, suited for veteran and rookie growers alike. She may be a fat little kid, but she does know how to keep a low profile at 1 to 2m height. Convenient for indoor grow setups, and great for outdoor garden growers with limited space. That modest stature goes hand in hand with huge cola buds, which can grow so obese that we advise regular mould checks by the end of the flowering phase in spite of her natural resilience.
Outside, she thrives in copious sunshine, so get her a prime seat in the sun and you’ll be looking forward to yields anywhere up to 800 grams per plant. Indoor results are sure to make even the fattest kid chuckle with glee, too, at reported harvests between 400 and 500 grams per square metre.
1 review for Fatkid’s Cake
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I got these as a free seed with my order and I have to say I’m very happy as the plant produced very solid dense buds even though it was rather stout and short (70cm).
After topping after the 6th node I got 5 main colas and 125g of flower with very little popcorn nugs.
The smoke is very mild and taste wise you would almost think its a sativa as its very sweet and sour rather than earthy and musky.
5/5 for me as even with relatively little care and moderate use of fertilizers this plant produced a good yield of very potent weed!
Whats most surprising to me is the consistency as even the buds on the lower branches are quite dense and almost indistinguishable from the top.
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